Short jokes
I'm Priya.
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
"Pogchamp ETHAN!"
Biden 2020.
Hey guys, I use toilet paper.
Hey guys, it's an alien!
Hey guys, it's cake time!
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
Up your pp with a piece of crap!
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
Dam, my balls itch like hell.
If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍