Short jokes
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
My teacher is a rapist.
I will mummyfry you!
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
I was looking forward to some toast...
So I took the toaster in the bath with me.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!