Short jokes
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
Look - it's the lake of whiz!!!
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex?
She was too young.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
These are all racist. 😂
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning.
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking, so I brought home some tampons.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
Slit your wrists.
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.