I'm a nonbinary trash can.
Short Jokes
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?
There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.
Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!
Rob: .....BECKY :3
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Rabbit poop is cereal.
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
