Short jokes
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Adriano loves life.
Everyone has cracks in them, mine's just in my heart and not my ass.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Why did the farmer eat a fork?
'Cause he's a dumbass.
Boi.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
What's green and sticky?
... A stick.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
Kid asks, "What is dark humor?" Me *points*, "See that guy across the street..." Kid: "I can't... I'm blind." Me: "Exactly."
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
To be the perfect German, you need to be as thin as Göring, as tall as Goebbels, and as blonde as Hitler.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?