Short jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fishes.
Fishes who?
Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!
More like your anus.
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?
When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
What is the Titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers.
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
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What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!