Short jokes
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Amelie is a meanie.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
One day, I love you.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
My girlfriend is like treasure to me.
You need a shovel to find her.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
I'm Priya.
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"