Short jokes
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
Hi, I'm the wicked wiener!!!
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Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.
Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,
I hope you're fucking happy.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.