Short jokes
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
The only time rape jokes are funny is never.
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch?!”
Impossible? I’m very possible, really!
I have had an obsession with soap. Don’t worry, I am all clean now!
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.
Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?
He was rotten to the albacore.
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
Hi Eric Le!
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.