Short jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well.
If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?
H2O cubed.
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You octoply, obviously.
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
What is green and blue?
Grass and the sky.