Short jokes
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
Why did the girls sit on the clock?
To be on time.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
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Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.
What the hell is this website? Do you all think these jokes are funny?
After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.