Short jokes
Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."
Joe: "Bi den"
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.
I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, “No, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?
They are both going to be hanging from a tree.
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
Murueurx.