Short jokes
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.
There was a crying pandemic going around.
How did Helen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH.
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Walking is just running with extra steps.
Penis, peepee, poopoo!
My girlfriend broke up with me this morning, and we just started dating yesterday.
Now she's having a breakfast.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
So 666-3629, so get it?
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.