Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
Short Jokes
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
S, ss, slalom. A.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
Oliver
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
Ha ha ha, kya bath hai.
Me so horny! Me so horny!
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
