How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
Short Jokes
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.
Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.
Brojobs are like air. It's not important until you don't have any.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.
Who is the king of Reddit?
Sam Ryan.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Let’s stick together!
What is the best day to go to the beach?
On Sunday.
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
Oh, he needs some milk!
Like if you know what ashes are.
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
