Short jokes
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair. 😎
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What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.