When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
Short Jokes
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
What did the letter A say to the letter B?
"Z" you later.
My father can take a joke because he made one.
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
L: you
You: 😂
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
