"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
Short Jokes
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.
Girl: You are gay.
Boy: Who says I’m gay?
Girl: You ARE GAY!
Boy: You are lesbian.
Crowd: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
"He scratched his face up, detective. That did it."
"Did I do that?"
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
