Short jokes

I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.

Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?

So they don't explode when you f*** them.

Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."

What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?

"You broke the beat!"

Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?

To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?

To drop some LEAD.

SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.

Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!

Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.

I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.

BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.

If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.

How did the rapper find his missing phone?

He checked the track list.

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he knew how to mix up some beats!

What did the rapper say to his microwave?

"Yo, heat it up, fam!"

Wanna play dolls?

I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.

Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?

Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."