Short jokes

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.

I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.

Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.

I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.

Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.

Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.

What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?

"Is it in yet?"

Why is a rap boat like a dog?

They both get off sniffing assholes.

Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?

I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.

What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?

Malaysia Flight 370.

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?

Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.

If laughter is contagious, LEO is immune.

If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!

It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.

If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.

I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.

BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.

I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.

What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?

Rhyme-berry pie.