Oh, look! It's Uranus!
Short Jokes
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
The world is a freaking rape joke.
Gay follow me on TikTok @thatpunkid.
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.
I've seen too many of them get elected.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
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