Short jokes
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
I am Thor.
And next year, I will be five.
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
And Sterling has taken a dive.
That's all for financial news, back to the football.
Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
What is this?
One day I told my wife that she drew her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
Who makes the best anteaters?
Uncle's... (Aunt eaters)
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
What starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child.
The Bible said, "Adam and Eve..." So I did both.