Short jokes
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
I go beep like a Jeep.
Ramsey Bevan
I love orphans. They're precious.
Ready when you are, KK.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Stop doing these orphan jokes, please, Rob.
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
KK or Liv?
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!