Short jokes
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"
My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.