Short jokes
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Comment if u liked the picture of Gwen in her "Bra."
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
I am bored. Hey, Gwen, want to chat?
Orphanage protest jokes here!
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
Yourom?
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Jack got mad and kicked Jill in the ass because she couldn't make him cum.