Short jokes
I'm so frickin' bored! Please, somebody want to chat? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!
Chat box hangout.
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
Night chat! Starts in 4 hours! Love Kenya! 😘
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Chat date for Tenya and Jordan.
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
"Soph, can we talk?"
"Hey Kenya, can we talk please!"
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
Comments good or bad!
Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!
Chat date for Kenya and Jaden!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.