Short jokes
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus. I lost my job as a bus driver.
I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.
For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.
I saw it through my telescope last night.
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
Read my name. 👍🇮🇪
Hi, I'm new here and I'm 11. I'm just bored and want a girlfriend.
Does anyone have Snapchat or Twitter? I can show you what I look like ;)
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.