Short jokes
I lick poo for a living... You?
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Wat is a kids gajfnjafb movie? A sjdhfsdjfmksdf LOL
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
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Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.