Short jokes
Crush: "How much do you love me?"
Me: "Well, look at the stars outside."
Crush: "But it's morning."
Me: "Exactly."
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Heyy.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
My dad died the other day, but I was able to hear his last words: "Son, are you still holding the ladder?"
Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!
What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.
I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""
Thanks a lot, Gwen!
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.