Short jokes
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
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Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
What is an owl that wears armor?
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
Mom, Mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand.
Little Johnny, good! But he's not "bien" yet.
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
Fishermen are the best at networking.
I took a sip of water.