Short jokes

Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!

Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?

I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?

What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?

Artistic.

Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?

'Cause they are just boys.

Mary had a little lamb. Chick, chick, bam! No more lamb.

You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.

I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.

We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.

I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.

Why don’t you peel a banana?

It’s too hard to kill your nana.

What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?

Nut in the butt.

What starts with M and ends with carriage?

This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.

What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?

They both eat from trash.

Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.

What do you call a train with bubble gum?

A chew chew train.

Oh man, I'm depressed.

If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?

What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.

Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.