Short jokes
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
First (DYM 68).
Cause I am Batman!
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friend's house after hooking up.
"Was it hung?" her friend asks.
"No, he was shot."
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.