Short jokes

What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

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What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?

A cocksucker.

Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.

Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!

I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.

I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.

Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.

Genie: Your wish is granted.

Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.

What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.

You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.

Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.

I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"

I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."

What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.

How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.

You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RC-XD incoming.

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"

Because the cheese got raped.