Short jokes

Short jokes

What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?

Her miscarriage.

Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.

If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.

On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.

Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!

Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.

Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.

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  • Where does a French cat live?

    - In Purr-is

    OR

    - In the Catacombs

    OR

    - In a chat-eau.