What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Short Jokes
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
Where is this pic of me in my bra?
Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.
Just shut up!
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Black lives matter.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
Gwen, can we please chat? 😊
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Why did Billy fall off his bike?
Because his dad threw a chair at him.
Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
