Short jokes
Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?
Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?
You tell them it's a leap of faith.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.
I just bought a book about lamps...
So I can do some light reading over the weekend.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.