Short jokes
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
It's me, the Joje.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
Police seek clues to explain Walmart.
So cinema.
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Hello.
Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.