Short jokes
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
I like my women like I like my microwaves.
Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her.
What’s the opposite of an exorcism?
It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
Petal
Hana?
I have a girlfriend.
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
My sister said that you know that "that" is really cool. Then I said, "You know you can shut up."
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.