Short jokes

Short jokes

I should name my dog Ariana Grande.

That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry.

(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")

What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?

"That's nacho cheese!"

Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.

What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?

A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.

Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?

Because Flash is not supported on Windows.

When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."