Short jokes
You stink!
I declare war on Gwen!
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
What happened to watersharky?
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
Pee pee poo poo wall.
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.