Short jokes
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Why don't witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
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I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
If you say to someone, "Have a nice day!" it will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," they'll be terrified.
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
Checkout (DYM 104).
Do nut get in my way.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
It must not be a good suicide story if you can tell it.
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.