Short jokes
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
I was like, soon dude, Little Johnny is Big boobs.
Straight people.
That's the joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
Milk (DYM 115).
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.