Short jokes

Orphans: Where are my parents?

Random person: In the bed.

Me dozing off while driving.

Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

What was the orphan's first video game console?

PS5 because it has no home button.

What did the adopted poker player say?

"Will you raise me?"

Ass (DYM 89).

You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"

Hi izz.

Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!

Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.

Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.

Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!

Like this post and comment down below if you want me to announce my real name in my next post!

Me: spreading positivity.

Everyone else at the HIV testing center.

I still remember my grandpa's last words: "Turn the lawn mower off!"

My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.

What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.

What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?

They both see things they shouldn't.

Bitch!

A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.