Short jokes
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
RIP Candace.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.