Short jokes
"Creeper, aww man,"
"Today we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side, side to side."
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
Yulia
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin!😎
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
Madeline Mcannot find her.
Please follow me at Mary.cristal03 on TikTok.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
I eat cockroaches.
Alya and freshfry wondering where the hell Alex is!
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.