Short jokes
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
Bully: "I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash."
Me: "So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet." 🤔
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
First (DYM 68).
Cause I am Batman!