Short jokes
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?
-You guys- sure
Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-
Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Queen, (DYM 86)
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
I walked into the doctor's surgery and he said to me, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." I said, "Capricorn." He said, "Nah, you got cancer."
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!