Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
Short Jokes
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
Everybody was kung flu dying.
It traveled as fast as lightning.
2020 was expert timing.
In fact, it was a little bit frightening.
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
Penis ➕ ➕ ➕ 🕳
inside 🚹 🚹 restroom
equals 😋 🍌 🍌 🍌 inside
glory 🕳
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
Ed is Ed in bed, full of head.
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? We know who Jesus’s dad was.
