Short jokes
WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Chupapi Muñañyo
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
Guys, this is not funny. Stop.
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
What did the kid with Parkinson's drink for breakfast?
Milkshake.
Get (DYM 129)
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?