Short jokes
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
freshfry, we need to talk now...
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Whoever said that about me better pray!
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.