Short jokes

Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.

Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)

Hi guys, it's Gwen. Good morning, people! Just to let you know, I am deleting my account tomorrow.

You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.

I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.

What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!

If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.

I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.

Gallons (DYM 113).

Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?

"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"

Hey guys, it's Gwen, and I want to say that I'm deleting my account regarding a comment made on my last post :(

Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(

When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂

"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"

I'll break your bones, b*tch.

You're adopted.

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.

The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.