Short jokes

I'm going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I'll draw it with a razor blade. I'll draw it on my wrist.

"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.

I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store, just to take me with him and scan my wrist.

I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."

Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.

A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."

Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?

Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.

Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.

Guy: Where are they then?

Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].

Orphans: Where are my parents?

Random person: In the bed.

Me dozing off while driving.

Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

What was the orphan's first video game console?

PS5 because it has no home button.

What did the adopted poker player say?

"Will you raise me?"

Ass (DYM 89).

You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"

Hi izz.

Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!

Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.

Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.