Short jokes

You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.

He got a paper cut and bled out.

That's kinda sus, you know?

Who's Lil John?

I'm in school shooting. #USA

The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.

Black and bitter.

Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.

Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.

Any more song suggestions?

What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.

I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha

What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?

A receding hairline.

What's the cruelest joke?

Life.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!

You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.

I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.

What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?

A white octopus isn't in the KKK!

Hey, Alya.

I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

She will let it go!! 😂🤣