Short jokes
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
"Yo (DYM 107)"
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
I hate you, Gwen. You are a stupid idiot!
Kid: What is the biggest mistake you made in your life?
Parents: Go look above the bathroom sink.
Kid goes and looks, but then he realizes.
I wanna fight Gwen!
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
I like mangoes.
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
What begins with F and ends with CK?
Fuck, I mean fire truck.
said (DYM 107)
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?