Short jokes

I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."

What do you call your mom?

Basement bound.

Guess what?

What?

Chicken butt!

Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?

She has.

Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.

What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?

Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!

Where do mermaids get a job?

At the kelp wanted station.

Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?

Me: I'm just BONELY.

Sans: Good one kiddo.

Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?

Because "family is everything!"

My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)

Me: I know, you always are...

Me: Hey, are your parents here?

Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!

TommyInnit is a joke.

Orphan: I'm an orphan.

Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?

"I am your father."

Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!

I like telling dad jokes.

He laughs at most of them.

If I die, delete my search history.

I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.

This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.

Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

See if these nuts fit in your mouth.