Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Short Jokes
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
A man walks into a bar and ends up with a concussion.
Maybe if he looked where he was going, he wouldn’t have hit that pole.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.
Dimetrodon, dimetrodon.
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.
The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.
I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
Why did the pen stop writing?
'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.
Ha ha ha.
Joke.
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
