Short jokes
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."
"It's a strip steak, sir."
"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.
I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Me.
The joke is me.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
One time my receipt broke before I even got to my truck.
When is a priest's best compromise?
A failed Baptism.
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
Hjja rehamms jjjwma name.
I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.