Short jokes

Short jokes

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Orphan

  • Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?

    Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.

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  • Gay

  • If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.

    Cannibal

  • The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."

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    Penis

  • This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.

    Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.

    Church

  • Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

    Ass

  • What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?

    My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.

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    Orphan

  • When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

    He has no home to hit to.

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    Orphan

  • I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.

    And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.