Short jokes
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
TommyInnit is a joke.
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
I like telling dad jokes.
He laughs at most of them.
If I die, delete my search history.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
Today is sad. My sister got hit by a car, and I lost my license as a driver.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."