Short jokes
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
I killed myself, then woke up.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
Minivan (DYM 138).
I kicked a goose, and I liked it!
Kroll es heterosexual.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
What do you call anal rape?
Ass cream.
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
rocked (DYM 136)
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.
Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.