My dad's the oldest, and when he was young, he shot my grandpa's balls off, but I thought about it. How does my dad have younger brothers?
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
Knock knock Who’s there Ur uncle What? Is ur RBLX gf
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.
Grandpa said, "No phone near the table," so I said, "You're not allowed near the school."
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
My Dad said he got me from the Shops and I remembered what grandpa said about him
I heard that my crush got kicked in the balls and when I thought of it...
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
Cruel and unusual punishment.
Having sex with three people is a threesome Having sex with four people is a foursome
Then maybe I am handsome after all...
why dont teachers give orphans homework? because they cant go home...
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
My boyfriend sister mad because i smashed his girl
Kenny was into incest until his mom died.
Now he's into necrophilia.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any Homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!!!!!!!
