Short jokes
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Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
What did the kid with Parkinson's drink for breakfast?
Milkshake.
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Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
According to Christianity, Jesus is the son of a GODFATHER.
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?
Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
I saw a poor man and I gave him money, and he said, "Nope, I don't need money." So I gave him money, and he punched me for no reason.