Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.
What do you all a fish with no eyeβs? A fsh.
are you a bullet cus *gets shot*
Knock knock who's there Candis. Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
yo fohead is so freaking big but not bigger than my bbcππ
all yall weird af
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
what an orthsn favourite movie home alone
If I ever ran for public office. I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
AOT > ur fav anime
what sank titanic? GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a Punjabi thatβs drowning? Mandeep.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
if depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with a huge amounts of autism that would be me
I would tell a scoliosis joke.
But that would be completely out of line.
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
I wanted another piece of pizza... but she said I could only have One Piece.