Short jokes
Jesus stinks so bad he killed all living things in Heaven.
Jesus is what he eats!
Shit!
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What’s the difference between Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker?
They both died at 95.
You aren't alone. If you ever need to chat, I'm here. From one person to another. I hate this condition. I wish we didn't struggle.
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
She really wanted a boner.
Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
Grass for lash.
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Giggity!