Short jokes
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
Joe Biden
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"
Skeppy is the joke.
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.