Short jokes
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.