Short jokes

Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.

Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.

And they created The Green Party.

What does a man with 20 children do now?

Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.

Your mama so white that her first number was 911.

Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!

You're so ugly that I choked and died.

My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."

I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.

Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.

My dogs pooped in my shoes? Pooper.

Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.

Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."

"Don't worry! Life goes on."

"Yeah, that's what's had me worried."

Umm, what joke should I make?

What do you call a deer who is funny?

Diraleous.

You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.

People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.

Why do orphans have water in cereal?

Because mom was never around to produce milk.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.

One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.