Short jokes
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
This joke here is the worst.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
Where do otters come from? Otter space.
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.