Short jokes
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
Cool little titbit.
I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
I wrote down a speech at home yesterday.
When I got to school, I was speechless.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
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