Short jokes
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.