Short jokes
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to find their dad again.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."
I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Can I get a Hoyah?
I like dicks... sporting goods.