Short jokes
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What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
I ate a man because he was dead!
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
I miss my wife, Tails.
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said, "but the world is round."
I said, babe, you are my world.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
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I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!