Short jokes
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
Ya momma is sus.
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
Hope this is good!
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
We gate.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.