Short jokes
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
"Me fa so?"
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
Pls send.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.
Kid: Runs home.
A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...
If you know, you know.
Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.