Short jokes
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
Stfu.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
Dog.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
Pop-up. P
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.