Short jokes
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously
If you want to get mental damage, visit the site:
https://schlechtewitze.com
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
POV: Your mum is a bomber.