Short jokes
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
The S in America stands for safe.
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.