Short jokes
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
Suiiiii!
Slay.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
I groomed 2 minors today.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.