Shooting

Shooting Jokes

An African man visits his friend in the US

“I just flew in yesterday” the African man says “And boy are my arms tired!”

“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America” replied his friend.

“Joke?” The African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country”.

If there was a song about a shooting at an AISH office would it be called Pumped Up Heels?

Q. What's the difference between an AISH office and a shooting range? A. You have to pay to get into the shooting range.

Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:

Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.