I don't think it's a good idea for AISH workers to date each other.
If there's ever a shooting at one of those offices, the kid would lose both parents.
Shooting Jokes
Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?
I guess he was a little deranged.
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
A Biologist, a Chemist, and a Statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.
The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right.
The statistician shouts, "We got him!"
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
