How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders? He hit them all when he started shooting his shot
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school? Call the cops
An African man visits his friend in the US
“I just flew in yesterday” the African man says “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America” replied his friend.
“Joke?” The African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country”.
If there was a song about a shooting at an AISH office would it be called Pumped Up Heels?
Q. What's the difference between an AISH office and a shooting range? A. You have to pay to get into the shooting range.
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
Cheap oil, no immigration and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger? Orange is the new black