How do you kill time

Easy taking alarm clock and an assault rifle

So I was at a class at school, and then boom explosion. lots of dead. I shoot at the peope too haha, goodbye class. Scary

Man: oi dude why did you shoot the orphans!? Other man: because Man: because why!? Other man: because who are they gonna tell their parents?

me: stops the quiet kid from getting bullied :him: dont come to school tommorow trust me :me "/

I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, what’s so sad and she said “What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died”. I replied “probably a bullet”, she gasped and said “do you have any idea how insensitive that is, what do you think is running through their parent’s heads”, I said " probably all the money their losing from this funeral".

what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.

I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience

Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed

fuck the school fuck it

GF: laying down BF: GROANING GF: R U good at aiming and shooting BF: yeah why GF: Shoot that did in there BF: mmmhuugh

Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school

Eric’s mom asked to his son why his bag is heavy and if it is because of books. Eric replied “No, magazines”

Roses are red, I reload fast… imma pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast

when you’re the only one nice to the quiet kid.

kid: i like you… don’t go to school tomorrow.

Mom:You can’t die in the living room david so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself David:I will surpase kakarot Jordan:*dead on the living room floor

So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out the classroom the only fire they saw was out of a gun.

What has more brains than a student in a school shooting, the wall behind them

What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital? Reload and keep shooting

Want to know why parents don’t get school shooting jokes? Because they are aimed at a younger audience.

Covid 19 stopped mass shooting faster than the Government