Shes jokes
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
Memes
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"
He says, "No."
She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.
My wife treats me like God!
She takes no notice of my existence until she wants something.
Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.