Shes jokes

Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."

She said, "Who's there?"

I said, "I Eat eat my mop."

She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

Why doesn't Adele swim properly?

Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽‍♂️

My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?

The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.

How does Hellen Keller meet men?

She goes on blind dates.

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.

She whispered, "They're right behind you!"

Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.

How do you know a woman is blind?

Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.

How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?

She unlocks the handcuffs.

Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."

Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!

How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?

She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’

Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?

She had a meltdown.

A husband came back from a business trip and found out that his wife was pregnant. At first, he got a bit suspicious, but then he just ignored it and hugged his wife with happiness. The second when he met his friend and told him the news, the friend just said, "Wait, what? I thought she was on pills!"