Shes jokes
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
Memes
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole