Shes jokes

A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.

Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"

Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!

She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"

She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"

He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."

A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"

She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.

He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"

Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."

I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"

Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?

A: Because she can't find the 11.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!

Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!

Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?

A. Has an abortion.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why was the calf afraid?

Because she was a cow-herd.

Why was the turtle looking at her phone?

She wanted to take a shellfie.