Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
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Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
A husband came back from a business trip and found out that his wife was pregnant. At first, he got a bit suspicious, but then he just ignored it and hugged his wife with happiness. The second when he met his friend and told him the news, the friend just said, "Wait, what? I thought she was on pills!"
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.
I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"
I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"
