Shes jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
Memes
Before Queen Elizabeth was dead she was cracked at fortnite !!!
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
If your wife has boxes and boxes ending up at your front door from her online shopping habit, tell her that you’ve only had one box through the marriage and that she should be happy.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.