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Mosquito

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • A meme with an image of a hand injecting a syringe into an arm, with a symbol superimposed on the image depicting a mosquito inside a red circle with a line through it, indicating "no mosquitoes." A man is giving a thumbs up. The text reads, "Tired of mosquitoes stealing all your blood? Simply inject poison into your bloodstream and take revenge on those annoying insect's."
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    • Girl

    Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
    • In a scene from the show "Breaking Bad", a man sits and reads a book. The meme text above the image reads: "When the girl ur eating out starts to taste like poison and u realize that's probably how she died."
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    • Girlfriend

    TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago
    • A side-by-side comparison of a girlfriend and a Keetongu figure, listing their attributes in table form. The girlfriend is described as being pretty but not always, knows makeup, will choose a bad boy, can break your heart, forces you to choose between her and friend, and is a weak fighter that needs protection. Keetongu is described as beautiful, with a symmetric shape, knows every kind of poison, will distinguish good and evil, will always protect with an absorbing shield, will help you save your friend, and can crush Sidorak with his bare hands.
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    • Greeting

    Willy b · 1 month ago
    • A black and white vintage-style illustration of a hand holding a dip pen is centered on a white background. Above it, text reads "Common Letter Greetings From 1889". Below it, there is a numbered list of three hostile greetings: 1. "Dearest My-Soon-to-Be-Enemy", 2. "Salutations, and I hope you enjoy contact poison", and 3. "I hope this letter finds you in a ditch".
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    • CNN

    Willy b · 2 months ago
    • A meme consisting of two panels. The top panel shows a confused-looking elderly woman with a younger woman behind her, accompanied by text asking: "is your boomer confused and incoherent? it may not be dementia try turning CNN off". Below this is a caption: "When you finally turn off the news". The bottom panel is a UI screenshot from the video game Fallout featuring the character Vault Boy and the message: "You are no longer being poisoned by a toxic cloud."
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    • Ram

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • The image is a multi-panel meme about the tech industry. The top panel depicts the Windows Task Manager, showing Google Chrome using a large amount of memory. The text overlay reads: "They feed us poison." The middle panel displays an ad for Corsair Vengeance LPX RAM, with the text: "So we buy their cures." The bottom panel shows an ad for "DownloadMoreRAM," with the text: "While they suppress our medicine."
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    • Platypus

    big [fire] balls · 1 year ago
    • A platypus in a box with the text: "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk, it's one of the few animals that can make its own custard. AS AN ADDED BONUS HER MATE CAN POISON THE CUSTARD WITH HIS OWN VENOM."
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    • Santa

    A very bad joke · 8 years ago

    • I was trying to poison Santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤

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