Shes jokes

Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!

My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.

Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?

Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣

Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."

Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.

How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?

She died.

Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.

Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!

Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.

Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.

Why is Sally on TikTok?

Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.

So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"

Get it? "Horse-ing."

Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!

If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.

I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.

A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,

"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"

She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.

And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"

I have a friend named Mole.

She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...